monsterhouse
monsterhouse
Real-time intelligence for stream producers
We're onboarding clippers and full-time streamers first. Tell us your channel and we'll reach out.
Request early access →A clipper that never blinks, on every stream, 24/7.
Monsterhouse agents watch a stream and clip the best moments, moments after they happen.
An agent runs the shot — tracking the active speaker, following the action, panning between people as the scene shifts, and reframing to vertical 9:16 on its own. No fixed crop, no operator.
Word-by-word karaoke captions, color-coded so you can always tell who's talking.
A council of AI models reads each moment — what's on screen, what chat is doing, what's being said — debates whether it's worth posting, then writes the title and framing. One verdict per clip.
Hands the finished clip straight to your channels. You approve; it publishes.
Multilingual transcription and translation, baked in — clip a Spanish, Portuguese, or Arabic stream and it ships readable everywhere. Pulls straight from Kick, Twitch, and YouTube.
Transcribes every word the instant it's spoken and tells the voices apart in real time — so captions land in perfect sync and each speaker keeps their own color. It runs continuously on the live audio; nothing waits for the VOD.
Reads the screen frame by frame and understands the kind of moment unfolding — a reaction, a fail, a screenshare, an argument — not just the pixels. This is what separates a real moment worth clipping from dead air.
Locates the faces, screens, and action in every frame, so the camera knows exactly where the subject is and follows it as the scene moves — the foundation of the agentic 9:16 crop.
Weighs each candidate moment against everything happening around it — the chat reaction, the audio energy, what's on screen — and asks the only question that matters: is this actually worth posting, or just noise?
Casts the deciding vote in the MAGI council, then writes the title, hook, and framing for the clip that ships — the editorial call a seasoned clipper would make, in under a second.
Cuts the moment, crops it to vertical 9:16 tracking the action, burns in the karaoke captions, and encodes the finished post — ready to publish about 60 seconds after it happened live.
From live stream to posted clip.
The agentic camera frames it, the council writes the copy, and the finished vertical posts itself.
Add monsterhouse to your stream.
You're paying for a live, focused agent on your stream — it clips, captions, crops, and posts on its own.
Reserve hours on your stream. We watch every second and ship the clips.
Sold in 10-hour packs.
Your own monsterhouse instance — run a clipping operation, not just clips.
Break-even vs hourly at ~100 hrs/mo.
Your own deployment, built and run for you. For agencies & MCNs.
Tailored to team & throughput.